Resource Renew

Just as Britney Spears fades from the collective unconscious that is the
American wet dream; wrecking her hot body by giving birth, and stretching
out an already sizeable vagina; Jessica Simpson comes back on the market.
This is America's greatest natural resource: pretty, young, slutty blondes
who make mediocre music. It proves once again that this resource is
sustainable and renewable.

- Tshirthell.com