"4" things you shouldn't be proud of, I think

Can you believe this is a post with actual words in it, wow.

Spawning from a meaningless conversation I came up with the idea of making a small list of things I'm proud to say are accomplishments. To make it more interesting these are only accomplishments when compared to my very own family. So, to put it out there now, yes I've actually accomplished more meaningful things I'm just poking fun of my family right now. This should give you an idea of what kind of nuts environment I grew up in and maybe a little bit about what I've left behind.

1. I've got a job and have had regular jobs for the last 14 years.

2. Out of my generation. I'm the only one who didn't either get a girl pregnant by
accident or get prego by accident. Don't get me wrong children are beautiful things, but I'm one out of a couple dozen cousin relatives (love the grammar I know).

3. Live someplace other than the neighborhood I grew up in.

4. Hell, travelled outside of the neighborhood I grew up in. Seriously, I think my brother has been out of the neighborhood 3 times and he's nearly 35.

Why only 4 things you ask. Well, I didn't want to post anything that would make me look like I was from a weird place.