Poetry by Women and Men
FEMALE POEM
I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, be not annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MALE POEM
I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a bass boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
posted by MrHinge @ 6:39 AM
8 Comments:
ah, that was lovely. All warm fuzzied.
Should we include that she must be orally fixated, or is that included with nymph?
Will, I think it's implied. A nymph should be willing to do everything.
Should be... doesn't mean she will. Damn lying nymphs.
Orally fixated sounds good to me. If I had wrote that poem I would revise it just to add that. Aslong as it keeps everyone warm and fuzzied.
nymphs are tricky. Especially ones that lie.
Now, those that are warm fuzzied on the other hand......
uhhhh, where's the HNT for this week? Don't let a girl down.
Looks like we'll be taking a week off every couple of months.
Just like professional bodybuilders.
They're serious about bodybuilding, we're serious about HNT :-P
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